Melanie Martinez – Carousel

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cant wait to watch new AHS

Kill me

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I love love studying History and US government. I think it’s fascinating. But I swear to God, the assignment…. sooooooooooooooo boring. I had to walk around, eat food, drink coffee, watch TV show, then sit down and try to do the assignment and repeat. hahaha. Huft, I can do this. Wish me luck

Real Little Monster with high heels

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HAHAHAHAHHA

BabyMetal – Gimme chocolate

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hahahahhaah fucking japanese

How to ace your calculus 2 course

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I just did something really crazy. I took the 5 weeks summer course for Calculus 2. It was an accident, I meant to register for 8 weeks summer course, but oh well, I guess I can’t undo things. My friends mourned and told me to bail out, they said the material going to be a lot and it can’t be done in such a short time, like 5 weeks.
I was going to drop it too, but my husband convinced me that I’ll be fine.

The reason I’m writing this blog because I considered it as one of my spiritual experience. It changes my perspective about my self. It motivates me to manage my time better and also have better confidence in myself.

As I’m being told, calculus 2 is no joke. It’s fucking hard, but I will help you to get through this from-hell-math.

1) Positive attitude
You need to have this towards your professor. If you think that your professor suck all the time, it wont help you achieve the goal to understand what’s going on. Your professor gonna have an accent and you are going to deal with it.

2) Master these things
Integrating, U-substitution, derivative, anti-derivative and dear lord you need to know your Trig. If you still don’t know what’s Secant pi/3, you need to get the fuck out.

3) Do your homework
Right away, after class (same day). It wont take long, maximum 2 hours, if you really use your time to work on your homework, and remember there’s a lot of youtube videos, yahoo answers that will help you out. No procrastinate homework.

4) Studymate
This is important, find a person at least one for you to study with.

5) Exercise
Work on a lot of problems on your calculus textbook. The best professors are the one that give you non-webassign homeworks, because webassigns/mymathlabs are bullshit. So try to exercise some problems from textbook.

6) Obsessed
You better fucking obsessed, if you don’t dream aboout doing math in your sleep, you’re doing it wrong.

Anyway, I made an A, it wasn’t curve or anything, I made bold A, and I’m not a smart person, but I actually made it because I’m a hard worker, and self discipline. The 5 weeks course was crazy, If you don’t have any job or full time student, go a head take it, otherwise I wouldn’t recommended it.

Power Series Representation of Function

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Grimes- Go ft. Blood Diamonds

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Removing A 19 CM Long Worm From Mans Eye

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NO NONO NONONON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stunk

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLL!!

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BANKS – WAITING GAME

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I thought this song was amazing, then i did something really stupid. I clicked on the youtube video and THE FUCKING COMMENT, THE FUCKING COMMENT informed me that this song was on that Victoria’s secret commercial. I have nothing against Victoria’s secret (except the dumb pink label that most dumb white bitches wearing them) it’s just… i don’t know… I think this song could do better than a background of underwear ad.

Beyonce

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I don’t know why all the sudden these internet geeks obsessed all over Beyonce. First of all you’re not gay, so it’s kinda weird to see you listen to Beyonce. Let’s get real here, if you like Beyonce, you’d love other shitty pop music like uhm… Hilary Duff’s. That’s right, I picked the most irrelevant ones because I know all of sudden you are trying to figure out whether she’s actually  a singer or an actress.

See what I mean here? You listen to Beyonce because Reddit asked you to. Because you want to be cool, because you want to be part of the internet fgts. I don’t mind if you post those Beyonce ugly picture meme, that’s cool… everyone can laughh at it because it was pretty hilarious. But cmone, listening to Beyonce? Do you like Britney Spears as well? Fuck you don’t, you probably think that she’s a slut that neglected her kids.Lemme tell you something wannabe Beyonce lovers. BRITNEY SPEARS IS FUCKING AWESOME AND SHE LOVES HER CHILD. So shut the fuck up about Beyonce because you don’t know shit about pop music. Hell, I know a lot of pop shit and I don’t even like Beyonce. Fuck Beyonce and her look-like-epileptic-bird dance, her music sucks asshole. I love single ladies though.

 

 

 

spams

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I swear to God, these spammers are getting smart these days. I had to review new spams every day and their comments are somehow relevant to the post and it made me laugh sometimes. Like one of the spam mentioned about how he wanted to buy his friend a lunch because he found my website HAHA. Keep them coming, I actually enjoyed them.

I know, social life sucks right now, so I take whatever I can get. XD

 

sleep Integrate (sin^2t cos^4t)dt

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It’s 5am and I’m so physically and mentally tired. I wish I could sleep without my brain doing the same math problems i did all day. I would go to bed really late, then the troll brain would wake me up around 6am because it’s way too excited to do another math problems.

Washer, shell, power reduction, integration, washer, shell… repeat

fuck it

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i’m busy hahahahahahah leave me alone.

Hawaii Chair Infomercial

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This made me laugh so hard hahahah.

Die antwoord fever

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GUYS DONKER MAG IS OUT NOW AND FUCKING GREAT!

stuff

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Omg so I wrote 4 paragraphs worth of shit and I wanted to insert picture for that story or whatever the fuck, then boom! The whole fucking shit disappeared. I gave up man, I gave up.on you blackberry. That’s why we can’t have nice things.

Anyway, I tried my best to resize the picture above, failed I suppose. It was me lookin like a slut at Die Antwoord concert. They were fucking great Btw. Best concert ever ( it was the first show for me anyway so what do I know?) will see them again whenever they back to our state. School great and stuff, summer school next week, got driver’s license, still suck at driving. I watched bunch of movies, Hannibal the TV series fucking awesome Btw, way to go to make people thinking about cannibalism imo, go murica!
And while I’m at it, should I watch game of throne as well? Because fuck the Internet.

I fucking hate the internet.

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I miss the old internet where I can say anything I want because nobody gives a shit. Now, If I say something like “I hate this food” people are going to think something wrong with me or trying to read between lines. Maybe there are hidden messages in my sentence.

I hate all of those Facebook posts, I hate your memes. I hate the fact that all of you are on reddit. :|

/rant

Tricky – ‘If Only I Knew’

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