Man smacks the soul out of girl on the NY Subway

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Tom Cruise

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04:48 < vecc> tom cruise has a giantess fetish
04:48 <@AxE> lopl
04:48 < vecc> he gets katie holmes to step on him and pretends shes xenu

Level of acidity of strippers

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22:58 <@olce> i think strippers should take chemistry class
22:58 <@AxE> why?
22:58 <@olce> so they can calculate the pH of their sweaty vagina
22:59 <@AxE> hahaha
22:59 <@olce> level of acidity
22:59 <@AxE> v important
22:59 <@olce> less than 7 is acidic
22:59 <@olce> greater than 7 is base aka more water
22:59 <@olce> LOL

Wednesday 13 – Ghost of vincent price

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Sup yall,

I sold my Slipknot concert tickets because ebola lol. Don’t wanna be around sweaty people.
Anyway, pretty sad about it, but you know… safety first. However, I just found out Joey Jordison got dumped from Slipknot. I guess I wont miss the concert that much.

BTW, Wednesday 13 is Joey Jordison’s side project and I love this band so much, I thought I should share my fave song from Wednesday 13.

“The Ghost Of Vincent Price”

I knew that life wouldn’t be the same after that fateful day
Dreams were crushed and who’s to blame for all my hurt and pain
Can someone tell me why, why did all of my heroes die?
And now there’s nothing left but this black heart of mine just cheating death
Just cheating death

I know I’ll always get my thrill in that house on Haunted Hill
I know that life can be a gas locked inside that house of wax

Some people prefer the finer things in life
I’m alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
Some people prefer the finer things in life
I’m alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price

It’s so strange how my life suddenly went black and white
Like a movie on the screen with Vincent Price co-starring me
It’s such a late, late, late show
And when it ends, nobody knows
I never question my sanity when the Lord of the Dead is watching over me
Watching over me

I know I’ll always get my thrill in that house on Haunted Hill
I know that life can be a gas locked inside that house of wax

Some people prefer the finer things in life
I’m alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
Some people prefer the finer things in life
I’m alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price

I know I’ll always get my thrill in that house on Haunted Hill
I know that life can be a gas locked inside that house of wax

Some people prefer the finer things in life
I’m alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
Some people prefer the finer things in life
I’m alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price
With the ghost of Vincent Price

Melanie Martinez – Carousel

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cant wait to watch new AHS

Real Little Monster with high heels

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HAHAHAHAHHA

BabyMetal – Gimme chocolate

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hahahahhaah fucking japanese

How to ace your calculus 2 course

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I just did something really crazy. I took the 5 weeks summer course for Calculus 2. It was an accident, I meant to register for 8 weeks summer course, but oh well, I guess I can’t undo things. My friends mourned and told me to bail out, they said the material going to be a lot and it can’t be done in such a short time, like 5 weeks.
I was going to drop it too, but my husband convinced me that I’ll be fine.

The reason I’m writing this blog because I considered it as one of my spiritual experience. It changes my perspective about my self. It motivates me to manage my time better and also have better confidence in myself.

As I’m being told, calculus 2 is no joke. It’s fucking hard, but I will help you to get through this from-hell-math.

1) Positive attitude
You need to have this towards your professor. If you think that your professor suck all the time, it wont help you achieve the goal to understand what’s going on. Your professor gonna have an accent and you are going to deal with it.

2) Master these things
Integrating, U-substitution, derivative, anti-derivative and dear lord you need to know your Trig. If you still don’t know what’s Secant pi/3, you need to get the fuck out.

3) Do your homework
Right away, after class (same day). It wont take long, maximum 2 hours, if you really use your time to work on your homework, and remember there’s a lot of youtube videos, yahoo answers that will help you out. No procrastinate homework.

4) Studymate
This is important, find a person at least one for you to study with.

5) Exercise
Work on a lot of problems on your calculus textbook. The best professors are the one that give you non-webassign homeworks, because webassigns/mymathlabs are bullshit. So try to exercise some problems from textbook.

6) Obsessed
You better fucking obsessed, if you don’t dream aboout doing math in your sleep, you’re doing it wrong.

Anyway, I made an A, it wasn’t curve or anything, I made bold A, and I’m not a smart person, but I actually made it because I’m a hard worker, and self discipline. The 5 weeks course was crazy, If you don’t have any job or full time student, go a head take it, otherwise I wouldn’t recommended it.

Power Series Representation of Function

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Grimes- Go ft. Blood Diamonds

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Removing A 19 CM Long Worm From Mans Eye

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NO NONO NONONON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stunk

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLL!!

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BANKS – WAITING GAME

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I thought this song was amazing, then i did something really stupid. I clicked on the youtube video and THE FUCKING COMMENT, THE FUCKING COMMENT informed me that this song was on that Victoria’s secret commercial. I have nothing against Victoria’s secret (except the dumb pink label that most dumb white bitches wearing them) it’s just… i don’t know… I think this song could do better than a background of underwear ad.

Beyonce

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I don’t know why all the sudden these internet geeks obsessed all over Beyonce. First of all you’re not gay, so it’s kinda weird to see you listen to Beyonce. Let’s get real here, if you like Beyonce, you’d love other shitty pop music like uhm… Hilary Duff’s. That’s right, I picked the most irrelevant ones because I know all of sudden you are trying to figure out whether she’s actually  a singer or an actress.

See what I mean here? You listen to Beyonce because Reddit asked you to. Because you want to be cool, because you want to be part of the internet fgts. I don’t mind if you post those Beyonce ugly picture meme, that’s cool… everyone can laughh at it because it was pretty hilarious. But cmone, listening to Beyonce? Do you like Britney Spears as well? Fuck you don’t, you probably think that she’s a slut that neglected her kids.Lemme tell you something wannabe Beyonce lovers. BRITNEY SPEARS IS FUCKING AWESOME AND SHE LOVES HER CHILD. So shut the fuck up about Beyonce because you don’t know shit about pop music. Hell, I know a lot of pop shit and I don’t even like Beyonce. Fuck Beyonce and her look-like-epileptic-bird dance, her music sucks asshole. I love single ladies though.

 

 

 

spams

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I swear to God, these spammers are getting smart these days. I had to review new spams every day and their comments are somehow relevant to the post and it made me laugh sometimes. Like one of the spam mentioned about how he wanted to buy his friend a lunch because he found my website HAHA. Keep them coming, I actually enjoyed them.

I know, social life sucks right now, so I take whatever I can get. XD

 

sleep Integrate (sin^2t cos^4t)dt

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It’s 5am and I’m so physically and mentally tired. I wish I could sleep without my brain doing the same math problems i did all day. I would go to bed really late, then the troll brain would wake me up around 6am because it’s way too excited to do another math problems.

Washer, shell, power reduction, integration, washer, shell… repeat

fuck it

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i’m busy hahahahahahah leave me alone.

Hawaii Chair Infomercial

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This made me laugh so hard hahahah.

Die antwoord fever

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GUYS DONKER MAG IS OUT NOW AND FUCKING GREAT!