omg they have so much shit in here
http://www.mybadpad.com/fun-stuff/the-baconcyclopedia-the-ultimate-bacon-reference-of-baconic-proportions
Monthly Archives: March 2009
hahahathis is epic
I was so bored and there’s a website where we can chat to strangers
http://omegle.com/
i showed it to William and accidently wiliam found me there. it was so epic
Cisco Fatty
Someone blogs about being too good for a job at Cisco on Twitter; Cisco pwns her! http://ciscofatty.com/
Marilyn manson’s 4 new songs (2009)
Filed under music
hell yeah bitches, and thanks for Thaynara for the link <333 love you tons.
Marilyn Manson -Four Rusted Horses : http://tinyurl.com/codgxd
Marilyn Manson -Arma-God-Damn-Mother-Fuckin’-Geddon: http://tinyurl.com/cfgdwm
Marilyn Manson-The Wow: http://tinyurl.com/csn9x6
Marilyn Manson -We’re from America: http://tinyurl.com/caky2y
Chris Crocker’s new song “Mind In The Gutter”
hahahah actually his song pretty catchy
STOLEN
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
Update
HAI guise,
like usually, I’ve been busy again ^____________^ hahaha like always, but today i had soooo much fun with muh friends 
,i worked half day
My table earlier
Had lunch in Mega Mall, i had CHICKEN YAKINIKU rawr and chocolate pudding omg ^___^
and decided to watch that Dragon Ball evolution movie, It was sooooooooooo great, but well if you read the comics you prolly find it boring, but for me it was great, i love the special effect and stuff and the most important thing is… HAPPY ENDING yay.
And shopping like mofoka, i bought 2 pair of shoes kick azzle.
and shirts hehehehe
shoes
NARSIS TIME ;D
Update
HAIIII YOU GUISE!!
I updated the layout and stuff hope you guys like it 
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Thanks for my hubby who always helping me with this shit.
anyways if you have funny pictures, video, story,etc just email me and I will post it!
Stay cute <3
Pic unrelated, me and my friend.
Best of the best Craiglist
Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? – m4w
Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, “MORE”, “HARDER”, “YES”, “FUCK ME”, but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like “OH GOD”, “YES”, OR “IT HURTS” no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like “Thanks”, “It was great”, “I loved it”, “Don’t stop”
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
* Location: Orlando
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 740493470
Source: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
