Monthly Archives: April 2009
Twitter Hit By StalkDaily Worm
lol but tbh I think stalkdaily pretty cool if we can add pictures, video to our profile :p
A bad week for Twitter just got even worse. The service has apparently been infected by a worm originating from the owners of the website StalkDaily (Note: Do not visit this website, as it may cause your computer to become infected). At this point details are scant, but it appears that visiting the Twitter profile page of an infected user can lead your profile to become infected as well (some reports say that the worm modifies your ‘About Me’ section to include a link to the worm). Infected users begin to repeatedly spam tweets directing users to the StalkDaily website.
sample screenshot
More here : http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/04/11/twitter-hit-by-stalkdaily-worm/
Legislature considers legalizing teen ‘sexting’
Sexting combines the words sex and texting, 
aka cybersexors lulz, involves sending naked pictures of yourself via mms etc.
Vermont is considering legalizing sexting between teens (how about adults?)
State Sen. Richard Sears, D-Bennington said:
“This isn’t an issue of whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing — I think it’s wrong — but the question is, do we want kids to be prosecuted, called sex offenders, etc., etc., for consensual conduct? No.”
Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan said:
“They’re doing it. We don’t want to condone it. We need to educate. But there’s no public interest in labeling them as sex offenders for engaging in a perverted, albeit new, form of courtship.”
What do you think? Is it a good or bad idea?
source: http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/article/20090412/NEWS03/90411019/-1/NEWS05
Facebook Users Have Lower GPAs: Study
The study showed that 68% of the students who used Facebook had a “significantly” lower GPA than those who did not use the site.
The question is, who didn’t use facebook? I mean those college Student. Even my mom has facebook lol
this can’t be trueeee
source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/5145243/Facebook-students-underachieve-in-exams.html
Polar Bear Attacks Woman At Berlin Zoo
Filed under comics, lulz, Uncategorized, video, youtube
hahahaha awwww why did they rescue her ;s
Karate master slays neighbors for spreading lice
Lice are notoriously contagious, and very much so. But this reaction is overkill (no pun intended). A Russian karate master killed his neighbors because he thought they had spread head lice to his wife and himself.
MORE HERE: http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/10/947/
Campaign Posters From Indonesia
the man who can end the battle between Osama and Obama? lol
more: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/04/09/legislative-campaign-posters-indonesia/
LOL so lyke every time a myspace page hacked it was /b/tard’s fault
4Chan: The Rude, Raunchy Underbelly of the Internet
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
By Taryn Sauthoff
The most powerful people on the Internet don’t work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they’re a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds who congregate at a largely unknown Web site called 4chan.org.
Ever get your MySpace page hacked into? Chances are it was 4chan’s fault.
Surfing YouTube and suddenly find yourself watching an old Rick Astley music video? You were “rickrolled” by 4chan.
Enjoy reading Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail? She’s got 4chan to thank for that.
Hear someone shout out the ending of the latest Harry Potter book while you’re in line at Barnes and Noble? 4chan strikes again.
But what the heck IS 4chan?
Welcome to a new world, filled with terminology and conventions that the average person — or even the average nerd — may not know about.
source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,512957,00.html
LOLOLOL wtf HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF TEH INTERNUT???
MUZAC MUZAC MUZAC The Bird and The Bee – Please Dont Stop The Music DOWNLOAD!
Filed under music
THATS RIGHT!
i’ll post moar muzac moar muzac lol (hope so)
i just soooo freaking busy lately, lol like always though, but dude i try to spend time to update my website, anyways enough rant. Here we go The Bird and The Bee – Please Dont Stop The Music.mp3
download here => http://www.mediafire.com/?2dzyejumgmy
‘Spray-on Viagra’ that helps men last SIX times longer
hahaha so okay, lemme talk a lil bit about my co-worker and this article probably good news for him since he’s been consuming those food for increasing his libido sex,
Like wtf, in the morning he start drinking this energy drink contains ginseng ( google it), on lunch time he ate water melon and we know watermelon has similar effect like VIAGRA right? no you don’t know lol. William knows though yey.
so yeah afternoon, he start making this drink contains honey and eggs and it’s common sense here that kind of mix really strong and people usually drink it before they have secz, so basically he is silly and wtf his age again? 25 years old.
lol god, i could write like 3 pages about how gross he is;
one day we were you know chillin in the office and suddenly he start talking about how he could eat his own bogger for 10bucks. jesus christ buddha allah mohammed bob sagget, that kid is insane.
and other gross activities that ugh just turning people off yanno!
back to the topic lol, here we go
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 11:45 AM on 07th April 2009
A spray helping men to last six times longer during sex has been developed by British doctors.
It was developed to help men with premature ejaculation. Three hundred men with clinically diagnosed PE from across Europe were split into two groups.Two hundred used the real spray, while 100 hundred were given a placebo.They were asked to apply it five minutes before sex and time how long they lasted with a stopwatch.
Intercourse increased from an average of 0.6 minutes to 3.8 minutes in the medicated group and to just 1.1 minutes in the placebo group.
This meant the treatment group were able to last 6.3 times longer when they used the spray. The placebo group lasted just 1.7 times longer.
more here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1168227/Spray-Viagra-helps-men-SIX-times-longer.html
Miracle girl cries tears of blood
LOL basically they’ll worship EVERYTHING in India.
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A GIRL has become a holy shrine in India where worshippers watch her cry blood instead of tears.
Doctors in Patna, north-east India, have been stumped by Rashida Khatoon’s condition, which causes her to shed tears of blood several times a day.
But local Hindu holy men have declared her a miracle.
And followers now flock to her home, showering her and her family with gifts as holy offerings.
Rashida said: “I do not feel any pain when it happens but it’s a shock to see blood instead of water.”
source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2364584.ece
How to Pee with Erection: A Complete Guide
1. The Flying Wallenda
If your erection angles up acutely, pointing at the ceiling, you’re out of luck. Your best bet is to install a trapeze over your toilet so you can hang upside down and let gravity do the rest. Warning: Attempting this maneuver using the shower curtain rod may result in head injury.
2. The Plank
Another one for guys who point straight out or slightly down. Stand a foot or two away from the toilet and lean forward, supporting your weight by putting your hands on the wall above the toilet. Take aim and hold your body rigid. This position also strengthens your abs and core muscles.
3. Strong Arming
This is the brute force method. If your penis points straight out or up, you may have to bend it to your will. Grasp the shaft or press down on the top gently but firmly so your boner bends downward, pointing toward the bowl. Keep the pressure on and don’t let it slip, or you may end up spraying the wall or squirting yourself in the face. Note: In some cases this won’t work because bending constricts the flow of urine too much. If your erection is too hard, don’t force it down – you could break something, seriously.
4. Downward Dog
This position will work for just about anybody, but it is a little difficult
to get into, and – if someone walks in on you – potentially kind of embarrassing. Stand facing away from the toilet, with a foot on either side of the bowl. Bend forward at the waist until you’re touching the floor (or the opposing wall, or the tub, depending on your bathroom layout). Adjust your stance so your junk is well inside the bowl – you don’t want the pee to run down your front. If you get caught, claim that you like to wake up with a morning yoga workout.
Note: This position may encourage you to take better aim in general, since it will bring you face-to-face with the residue of near-misses and splatters that coat the floor and outer bowl surface.
5. The Lunge
If your morning wood slopes at a downward angle, consider yourself blessed.All you need to do is lunge forward so your stream of urine angles into the toilet. This prevents you from overshooting the bowl. Toward the end, as your stream gets weaker, you can deepen the lunge to avoid dribbling on the floor.
6. The Girly Man
Sometimes you just have to suck it up and sit down to pee. Sit on the john with your legs apart and lean forward so your penis points down into the bowl.You may have to press down on your erection slightly to make sure you don’t pee out and down the front of the bowl. And no, sitting down doesn’t make you any less manly,specially if there are extenuating circumstances. What? You sayit’s so long you can’t keep it from dragging in the water? Oh, alright then.
7. Leg Up
It’s not uncommon to have an erection that curves to one side or the other.If yours does this, you’ll need to compensate accordingly. Use the bathroom walls to brace yourself as you balance on one foot and tilt your body until your curve is pointing down toward the toilet bowl. You might want to install a grab bar by the toilet if you do this regularly.
8. The Superman
If you’re a man of steel in the morning, you might as well be a superhero.Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound, and make like you’re flying. Hopefully the pressure relief will be like Kryptonite for your boner.
