Monthly Archives: July 2009
Nirvana vs Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit up
hahahahaha im pretty sureeee /b/tard did this
Lady GaGa German Interview – Kermit The Frog Outfit
My but-but butterface, my but-butterface
Japan’s Electromagnetic Trains Cause Paperclips to Dance
The video – shot on the Rokko Liner in Kobe, Japan – shows how paperclips stand on end when the train accelerates and brakes. The magnetism, which is produced by the electric current that drives the motors located under the floor, apparently poses no harm to the human body, though it could damage credit cards, mobile phones, or other electronic devices if left on the floor.
New game.
Filed under Uncategorized
From my friend Jacob aka “Jaycock”:
Hey guys I just found out this new game and I thought you might like it. It’s quite addictive and realistic. You can work and save up money, go to the gym and train, learn martial arts, buy weapons, attack people, get arrested, go to jail, ride a sweet car, beat up a midget, rape a donkey, burn an orphanage, get aids and even play video games in it!
Anyway, it’s called life
Metric – Satellite Mind
Filed under music
hold it
i’m about to drop off
let me tell you my last thought
drift into a deep fog lost where i forgot to
hold it
i can feel you most when i’m alone
coming home ’cause i want to
hang out with the starlet
stare up at the ceiling
preview of a screening
flashback of a feeling
sick sense of a calling
heard you fuck through the wall
i heard you fuck
when i’m bored
i send vibrations, in your direction, from the satellite mind
and if i’m bored
i send vibrations, in your direction, from the satellite mind
i’m not suicidal
i just can’t get out of bed
i drift into a deep fog lost where i forgot to
hold it
i can feel you most when i’m alone
i can feel your ghost when i’m alone
coming home ’cause i want to
hang out with the starlet
stare up at the ceiling
hiding and revealing
flashback of a feeling
sick sense of a calling
heard you fuck through the wall
i heard you fuck
when i’m bored
i send vibrations, in your direction, from the satellite mind
and if i’m bored
i send vibrations, in your direction, from the satellite mind
from the satellite mind
it sounded like mine
when your voice
became vibrations
from the satellite mind
Man Commits Suicide After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler
HUDSON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report) — A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.”
Source:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
God, seriously im so glad i didnt watch Twilight, because most of twilight fans are crazy.
Well it has nothing to do with article above. but YANNO WHATIMSAYIN
Multilevel Marketing Vs Prostitution
Of course Prostitution wins.
lol jk.
So I just got home. I went to Novotel attended this MLM meeting and they were talking about some product and yus of course in the end this guy forced me to fill some document for membership registration. godamnit.
It was funny though, Michael Jesus Jackson… i wish i could laugh out loud in that room when this guy say ( trying to promote the product of course) “did you know Maradona lost his career coz in one of his important tournament he forgot to eat his suplement/vitamins (which is the product that they are trying to sell) ”
LOL forever.
I sat there for about one hour and they played some video about people’s testimonial about this product and how we should attend the “Leadership Conference”
lul i feel like my future is so bright after i see that video HAHAHAHAHHAHA, no.
in other words, it was long asses busy day and im tired as poo!
loook at these very pretty shoes 
. DO WANT!
william to buy kthx bai!
