synopsis: Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany
they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and
find an isolated villa. The next day the…y awake to find themselves
trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a
Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon
specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three “patients”
are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific
operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their
gastric system,in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy “the human centipede”.
“I’ve kissed a guy… I’ve kissed guys. I just haven’t felt that thing…. That thing… that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life And for one moment you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, ‘cause you feel so lucky that you’ve found it, and so scared that it’ll go away all at the same time.” ~Drew Barrymore; the movie “Never Been Kissed”
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sorry for the long silence guise, i went to long vacation with my beautiful william! Had sooo much fun. I uploaded thousand pictures on my facebook check it out. lul but you hafta add me or something ;D
We went to Singapore, spent most of the time at Batam, visited my family, William insisted to see the Vietnamese ex-refugee camp, got drunk at the beach.
William proposed to me i said YUS of course duh.
and and William gave me his pedobear doll lol. it was cute.
We stayed at Hilton Hotel Singapore and didn’t realize lindsay lohan was there too, and william decided to sleep instead of watch the famous F1 tournament. damnnn beyoncee was there too T_T haha
that’s about it
here some pic from the vacation
Reporter: Were your girls as mad as mine were that Kanye gave Taylor Swift the Joe Wilson treatment?
Barack Obama: I thought that was really inappropriate. You know I mean it’s like she’s getting an award what are you butting in? I hear you, I agree with you.
Reporter: Does that count as the first question?
Barack Obama: The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person, she’s getting her award, what is he doing up there? He’s a jackass. No all this stuff…I’m assuming all this stuff…where’s the pool? Come on guys cut the President some slack I got a lot of other stuff on my plate. ‘Cause I remember last time there was the fly thing that was the highlight…
Report: That worked out well for you, you were a ninja.
Barack Obama: Not really, except PITA.
Reporter: You got the chopsticks this time?
Barack Obama: Yeah right.
The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China’s West Normal University in Nanchang.
It’s illegal to sell a dildo in Texas, but showing your children porn is okay. and under Texas law, any parent who chooses to do so is protected.
AMARILLO — You could call it a childhood lost. Imagine your husband showing your young daughters pornography and it being perfectly legal. It happened here in Amarillo, and under Texas Law, any parent who chooses to do so, is protected. Now the girls mom wants the law changed. In this I-Team Report KAMR NBC 4 Reporter David Martinez talked to the mom. To protect the girls, we’ve changed their parents names. In 1997, “Rachel” and “Charles” married but on their five year anniversary, they divorced. In that time, they had three girls but as part of the divorce, “Charles” gained primary custody. According to “Rachel” in February, “Charles” did the unthinkable and showed the eight and nine year old girls explicit pornography. “He made them stay up late one night watching it while he was drinking and told them that it was ok that he was showing them this because it was eventually going to be happening to them and they needed to understand what to do and how to do it,” says “Rachel.” Nearly four months after the alleged incident, “Rachel” says the girls finally told her what happened. “They just said it was a really long movie that they had to watch and their baby sister was asleep on the couch,” says the mother. In July, a children’s advocacy center interviewed the girls and the Amarillo Police Department became involved. Meanwhile “Rachel” says she noticed the girls acting out sexual scenes with their dolls. “There was an investigation we presented the case to the district attorney’s office who looked at it and because of the way the law is written it is a defense to prosecution as a parent they can legally show their child these pictures,” says Corporal Jerry Neufeld of the Amarillo Police Department. Needless to say “Rachel” was shocked, but under Texas Penal Code 43.24, “Charles” was not charged with any crime, and despite the after effects the girls were going through. The case was closed.
check it out. lul but you hafta add me or something ;D
i said YUS of course duh.
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