hahha i love twitter, so addicting.
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Life’s Mysteries
How can Tweety Bird keep his balance on that bloody swing with such a massive head ?
If Popeye and Olive Oyl are single and never had sex… Then where the hell did Popeye Jr. come from and why does he look so much like Wimpy the Hamburger Addict ?
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If the Coyote had enough money to buy tousand of crappy ACME devices to trap the Roadrunner, why didn’t he ever just go out and buy himself some nice BBQ chicken with Chips and a Coke ?
Why did Superman, Batman and everyone in the justice League where their undies over their pants ?
Thinking about the effect that Spinach has on Popeye … Was it really Spinach ? Maybe it was marijuana mixed with cocaine ?
What kind of shit do the seven dwarves drink so that after 20 hours of work they can walk out of that mine singing and whistling, the little bastards ?
Don’t you think that the Pink Panther was the first Gay Culture icon which was mass marketed?
The Pink Panther… ? was it he or she? Had it had an
operation or not ? Why was it always naked and you could never see “it” ?
Why did little Red Riding Hood have to ask so many questions before realising that Grandma was really the Big Bad Wolf?. Was she mentally challenged or blind ?
Why do all the Disney characters wear white gloves and only have four fingers ? Maybe it’s a subliminal message confirming extraterrestrial life ?
How couls Heidi’s Grandfather maintain a chalet in the Swiss Alps on the crappy pension?
Why does the Incredible Hulk manage to destroy all his clothes except his pants ?
Are they stretchy? Or is he just VERY small down there ?
Why do all the bad guys want to destroy the planet? Where the hell to they expect to live afterwards? IDIOTS!
And, why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmas when they lived WAY before Christ ?
A lady gaga scarecrow
Lady Gaga’s outrageous Brit Awards outfit inspires desperate farmer’s scarecrow
We’ve been worried about the increasing audacity of birds on our farms for some time. I was tearing my hair out because the pigeons were taking all the corn after planting.
‘We’d used traditional scarecrows but the old ways just don’t seem to work any more, so we have had to become more and more inventive.’
And Mr Britten said that so far, the 7ft tall Lady GaGa scarecrow, complete with shocking white wig made from cotton wool and dress, is keeping birds off his wheat crops which are used to grow Hovis bread.
more:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1253613/Lady-Gagas-outrageous-Brit-Awards-outfit-inspires-desperate-farmers-scarecrow.html
Chatroulette
I went to that website few times, but i saw like 290217321987312 cocks, it creeped me out and i decided to stop using that. Well, it was fun sometimes.. but I think it’s kind of pointless. I don’t like talking to stranger, also it’s kinda odd when you start talking to that person and then suddenly he/she hit “next” . Uhh.
I found alot of funny Chatroulette screenshot on the internut.
My suggestion: if you are gay, then chatroulette probably the perfect place for you.
Good luck.
oh yeah, btw celebrities been on that website lately. Such as; Aaston Kutcher, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan, and uhm that fag Perez Hilton of course, he LOVED that website (he loves teh cock duh)
here’s screen shot of aaston kucther on chatroullete
some random creeps
Japanese dolls made out of real human corpse skin
These pictures are my fave, I posted it everywhere; myspace, my livejournal, and photobucket.
I thought I had to share:
wow wtf is this
ahhaha her eyes reminds me of Taylor Swift though XD.
