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In homage of Egyptian uprising, father names first-born daughter ‘Facebook’
wrong, he should have named her twatter. lol poor girl.
But if it were a boy he’d name it “Muhammad Faceboook” loooooooooooooooool
A father in Egypt has named his daughter “Facebook,” to commemorate the role of the social networking site in the uprising that eventually led to the “dethroning” of now former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. Reports of the event first emerged on Sunday, Feb. 20.
Julian Assange Was in Hiding — from Sarah Palin
HAHHAHA, dude, Assange… you’re a fucking pussy. I thought he was cool in the first place, I mean don’t get me wrong. I totally think Wikileaks is cool, c’mone.. the shit they leaked like Ahmadinejad got slapped in the face and Kim Jong-Il is an alcoholic (well duh) were so funny! . But shit, this Assange mayne seems like want publicity from all of this. I bet you 50 bucks he’ll be in the upcoming Wikileaks the movie. Julian Assange as Julian Assange.
Julian Assange could not be reached by the Swedish authorities who are investigating sex-crimes allegations against him because the WikiLeaks founder had become spooked by “death threats” issued by American politicians, including Sarah Palin, Assange’s Swedish lawyer told a British court on Tuesday
lol macro
Jingle Bells; Insanity Wolf version.
Dashing through the snow
Get the fuck out my way!
Killing all these hoes
Laughing all the way!
HA HA HA!
The snow is turning red
I think these skanks are dead
Then I’ll go all necrophiliac on their ass
AND FUCK THEM IN THE HEAD
OH, fuck your mom, fuck your dad
And fuck your brother too!
Fuck your grandma
Fuck your grandpa
And fuck your cousin Drew!
HEY!
facebook’s users campaign against child abuse
hahahaha I changed mine to angry little asian girl, I don’t know whether it works or not, but I haven’t hit my nieces since it started though loljk

Who will be the next King of England?
Prince Charles or Prince William?
As per ICM poll, published in Britain’s News of the World newspaper, showed that 64% of people wanted William and his future bride as next in line to the throne.
But, I think neither of them will be King of England. Because Queen Elizabeth is immortal.

The beauty of living in America
YOu could sue anyone over NOTHING.
Anyway, found lol articles earlier about how stupid people are.
And stupid people with money is scary
Doctor Sues Restaurant For Letting Him Eat a Whole Artichoke
A doctor ordered “Grilled Artichokes.” ate the whole thing and leave. After that he suffered severe abdominal pain and discomfort blabla. No shit, do you need the restaurant to babysit you while you’re eating? You sounds fat, Doctor!
Danville man one of two suing over ‘exploding’ escargot
from the article: “…The plaintiffs allege the gastronomical gastropods burst from their plate when cocktail forks were applied, resulting in a spray of hot garlic butter on their faces and polo shirts….” OH yeah, screw you and your ugly Polo Shirts
I guess when I come to America I’ll need at least 2 lawyers, I could get sued for being Asian at night.








































hahahaha cute

