Category Archives: Problems
Kim should stop fucking with her face
her newer face:
she don’t look like her anymore ;/
KFC’s “Double Down” Sandwich
The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real and it’s coming April 12th! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!
O_O
how is that even legal? *heart attacks*
and wtf @ colonel’s sauce.. hrm sounds mysterious ;p
sauce:http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/
Life’s Mysteries
How can Tweety Bird keep his balance on that bloody swing with such a massive head ?
If Popeye and Olive Oyl are single and never had sex… Then where the hell did Popeye Jr. come from and why does he look so much like Wimpy the Hamburger Addict ?
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If the Coyote had enough money to buy tousand of crappy ACME devices to trap the Roadrunner, why didn’t he ever just go out and buy himself some nice BBQ chicken with Chips and a Coke ?
Why did Superman, Batman and everyone in the justice League where their undies over their pants ?
Thinking about the effect that Spinach has on Popeye … Was it really Spinach ? Maybe it was marijuana mixed with cocaine ?
What kind of shit do the seven dwarves drink so that after 20 hours of work they can walk out of that mine singing and whistling, the little bastards ?
Don’t you think that the Pink Panther was the first Gay Culture icon which was mass marketed?
The Pink Panther… ? was it he or she? Had it had an
operation or not ? Why was it always naked and you could never see “it” ?
Why did little Red Riding Hood have to ask so many questions before realising that Grandma was really the Big Bad Wolf?. Was she mentally challenged or blind ?
Why do all the Disney characters wear white gloves and only have four fingers ? Maybe it’s a subliminal message confirming extraterrestrial life ?
How couls Heidi’s Grandfather maintain a chalet in the Swiss Alps on the crappy pension?
Why does the Incredible Hulk manage to destroy all his clothes except his pants ?
Are they stretchy? Or is he just VERY small down there ?
Why do all the bad guys want to destroy the planet? Where the hell to they expect to live afterwards? IDIOTS!
And, why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmas when they lived WAY before Christ ?
update
GOOD MOANING! hehehe Happy Monday everyone 
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I had enough sleep last night. I think over than 10 hours. lol kick ass.
I had chicken porridge for breakfast. Actually it’s not porridge like made from oat, but it’s more like rice pudding. It’s so delicioud and i’d eat it again 
And what the fucking fuck, someone uses my full name as spam on twitter! RAGEEEE
lol i thought it was my bf ex psycho gf ror.
but well, it got suspended now phew.
anyway, enough rants
hope everyone have a wonderful day
monday music:
the coathangers – nestle in my boobies
NESTLE IN MY BOOBIES IT’S SO COMFORTABLE!
Got 99 problems
But hostin’ ain’t one.
Sorry for the shit, we went down for a while. Silly problems with crap and stuff. Like paying bills.
But they have not beat us. We will survive.
