Category Archives: Tecnology

Toshiba developing no-glasses 3-D televisions

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OMFG, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. Soon enough i’ll be able to watch Avatar at home. William to buy kthxbai :P

3D

TOKYO – Japanese electronics maker Toshiba Corp. said Tuesday it is developing technology for a 3-D television that won’t require special glasses.

 

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new iPad prototype

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Indonesia also wants BlackBerry ban

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I don’t think it’s gonna happen anyway. And for your info: There are roughly about 470000 to 500000 BlackBerry users in Indonesia. I bet it’ll be difficult for them to ban it. I hope this is just another government’s way to distract Indonesians from the real big issue in Indonesia: KEONG RACUN! HAHHAH. I made bad joke :|

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Ecobot III goes poo

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LOL hope they can develop the one that can eat it’s own shit include humans shit lol wat

iPhone4 vs HTC Evo

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Can Obama Shut Down the Internet?

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That’s very China of you, Mr Obama!

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Is cyberspace about to get censored?

Confronting threats ranging from Chinese superhackers to the release of secret documents on WikiLeaks and other whistleblowing websites, the Obama administration may be on the verge of assuming broad new powers to regulate the Internet on national-security grounds.

The powers are granted to the White House under a bipartisan bill that was introduced in the Senate only last week but is already moving quickly through Congress toward passage. The legislation has generated considerable buzz on tech blogs—but drawn little notice so far by major news organizations.

The bill would grant President Obama the power to declare a “national cyber-emergency” at his discretion and force private companies tied to the Web, including Internet service providers and search engines, to take action in response—moves that could include limiting or even cutting off their connections to the World Wide Web for up to 30 days.

While the bill’s sponsors say it is intended to create a shield to defend the United States and its largest companies from the growing threat of cyberattacks, civil-liberties activists tell The Daily Beast they fear the bill could give the White House the ability to effectively shut down portions of the Internet for reasons that could prove to be politically inspired.

“We have seen through recent history that in an emergency, the Executive Branch will interpret grants of power very broadly,” said Gregory Nojeim of the Center for Democracy and Technology, a group that promotes Internet freedom. He said the bill, which he described as moving “at lightning speed in congressional terms,” was too loosely worded in its definition of which companies would be regulated and what they would be required to do in an emergency.

Wayne Crews, vice president of the Competitive Enterprise Institute, a free-enterprise think tank, said he believed the bill was so broadly worded that it might even allow the White House to take aim at whistleblowing websites that were believed to pose a national-security threat, such as WikiLeaks, in the guise of a “cyber-emergency.”

“That would be a concern of mine,” Crews tells The Daily Beast. “The way it seems to be worded, the bill could easily represent a threat to free speech.”

WikiLeaks, which is nominally based in Sweden and promotes itself as a global resource for whistleblowers, announced this week that it is preparing to post a classified Pentagon video depicting an American airstrike in Afghanistan last year that left as many as 140 people dead, most of them children and teenagers.

The Protecting Cyberspace Act was introduced last week by Senator Joseph Lieberman, the Connecticut independent who is chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, and Senator Susan Collins of Maine, the panel’s ranking Republican. Counterparts in the House Homeland Security Committee have endorsed identical legislation, meaning that a final bill could be adopted by the full Congress within weeks. The White House has not taken a stand on the legislation so far.

Lieberman said the bill was intended to prevent a “cyber 9/11” in which “cyberwarriors, cyberspies, cyberterrorists and cybercriminals” take aim at the United States and try to shut down infrastructure that is dependent on the Internet—a list of targets that include everything from nuclear power plants to banks to Pentagon computer networks.

“The Internet may have started out as a communications oddity some 40 years ago, but it is now a necessity of modern life and, sadly, one that is under constant attack,” he said. Lieberman and the bill’s other sponsors cited the massive cyberattack several months ago on the search-engine company Google—an attack believed to have organized by the Chinese government—as an example of the sorts of attacks that could be routine in the future.

Lieberman’s committee spokeswoman, Leslie Phillips, said the bill was an effort to defend the nation’s most important electronic networks, “the networks that are most central to our daily lives,” not at attacking anything. She was particularly agitated at any suggestion that the bill might give the White House the opportunity to try to shut down individual websites on national-security grounds.

“In no way is the senator’s cybersecurity legislation directed at websites—WikiLeaks or anyone else’s,” she said. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange did not reply to a request for comment via email.

The bill would create a new federal agency, the National Center for Cybersecurity and Communications, within the Department of Homeland Security, with a director who would require Senate confirmation.

The center would work with private companies involved in what is described in the bill as “critical infrastructure”—a list including companies involved with electric grids, telecommunications networks and the Internet—to come up with emergency measures in the event of a crisis. Under the bill, the White House could demand that the emergency measures be put into place, including restrictions on their access to the Internet, if the president declared a national cyber-emergency.

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Christopher “moot” Poole: The case for anonymity online

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moot needs to work on his presentation skills, but hey :D it’s moot! cmone
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Breaking a heart with Liquid Nitrogen

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LOL i love this

Creepy robot

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Firefox Plugin that blocks mentions and photos of Justin Bieber

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ahahah awww, but yeah it’s exist. If you can’t stand picture of the phenomenal Justin Bieber; you can download the firefox plugin here: http://assets.gleuch.com/projects/shaved-bieber/master.xpi?v=1

/lolforever

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http://assets.gleuch.com/projects/shaved-bieber/master.xpi?v=1

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

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ahahhaa I loled so hard at this article, because well i can’t even describe level of stupidity they wrote in it;
1.The woman the 3D porno made her pregnant
2.The Husband’s statement: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,”
(I guess they played avatar movie way too much at Iraq)
3.The website posted this stupid story.

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US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What’s even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she’s watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you’ll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you’ll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

 

sauce: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Stephen Hawking: Don’t talk to aliens

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He makes a valid point.
This news made me lol though. I remember had a friend, he obsessed over Alien, he told me that he was special and probably.
I didn’t believe him, I think he was gay, he just want analprobe.
2emk2ft

anyway, Hawking’s statement:

Stephen Hawking has reportedly warned against attempting to contact aliens in case they try to colonise Earth.

The theoretical physicist claimed in a Discovery documentary that extraterrestrials could ravage our planet’s resources should they know where to find us.

According to Metro, Professor Hawking said: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet.

“Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach. If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans.”

He added: “To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational. The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.”

Into The Universe With Stephen Hawking airs tonight at 9pm on Discovery.

sauce: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article7107207.ece?welcometoearf

the truth is out there *titut titut (the x files theme song)*

Living with a network engineer

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Olce0 is up, line protocol is up
Hardware is Indonesian Olce, address is Batam, Indonesia (bia Manado,Indonesia)
MTU 2 Fish, BW 100000 Rice/sec, DLY 100 usec,
reliability 75/100, txload 1/255, rxload 255/255
Encapsulation IndonesianAccent, loopback not set
No Keepalive
Last input 00:00:00, output never, output hang never
Last clearing of “show interface” counters never
Input queue: 0/75/0/0 (size/max/drops/flushes); Total output drops (plop in pants): 0
Queueing strategy: fifo plop
Output queue: 0/40 (size/max)
5 minute input rate 5000 bits/sec, 5 packets/sec
5 minute output rate 1000 bits/sec, 1 packets/sec
245013 Nasi input, 26621134 grains, 0 no room in stomach
Received 8778 free food, 0 small food, 0 too much food, 0 no moar food
0 bad food, 0 bad smell, 0 bad color, 0 dropped food, 0 ignored food
0 nasi with dribble condition detected
46694 packets output, 25748357 bytes, 0 underruns
150 output errors, 5 collisions (bang!), 2 interface resets (i pass out!)
200 unknown protocol drops (apa?)
5945894358 babbles, 5 late collision, 0 deferred
20 lost carrier (couldn’t hear phone), 2 no carrier (passed out on phone)
0 output buffer failures (moar plop in pants), 0 output buffers swapped out (plop in new toilet)

iPad vs Maxipad

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and kanye had to interrupt :D
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Video of talking robot mouth

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you have no idea how horny iam right now

adopt a bots by Brian Marshall

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I adopted this lol

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pick one! hehehe

LMFAO

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Sunday’s breakfast

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for yall, nerds!

nitendo toastt

Evolution

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evolution

let me introduce you to Goojje aka google’s retarded sister

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Just a few days after Google first threatened to leave China, this lil’ shanzhai site popped up. The title, Goojje is a pun. The jje part of it sounds like “jie jie (姐姐)” or sister, which mirrors how Google’s last syllables sound like “ge ge (哥哥)” or brother. Goojje is also a search engine and offers some sort of social networking service and BBS.
goojje

more here: http://shanghaiist.com/2010/01/28/googles_shanzhai_sister_goojje_pops.php