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part 2

Lyrics:

Tyrone: AC Transit!
EBM: How much you charge-
Tyrone: AC Transit!
EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?
Tyrone: Wha?
EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -
Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?
EBM: You said -
Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?
EBM: Yes.
Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo’ shoes?
EBM : Hey man, you offered!
Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!
EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?
Tyrone : I said why-why a fuckin’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo’ shoes?
EBM: Nah, you don’t have to.
Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?
EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!
Tyrone: Look dude. Look.
EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I’m prejudiced?
Tyrone: You take your ass back up there and get the fuck out mah face right now.
EBM: Why you being so hostile man?
Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.
EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..
Tyrone: Take your ass back up there right now.
EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I’m 67 years old.
Tyrone: I’m 50!
EBM: You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!
Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ass!
EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!
Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.
EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ass. Sit your little black ass down.
Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!
EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-fucking ass down!
Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ass.
EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!
Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!
Iyanna: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!
Sheneequa: He’s getting down, nothing you can do about it now.
Iyanna: Beat his white ass! Fuck this bitch!
Laqueesha: Nooo…
EBM: No you won’t!
Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha…
EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.
Iyanna: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.
Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up…
EBM: Prick, you fucking prick! I will not let you walk on me.
Sheneequa: He’s an old man.
Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ass.
EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!
Tyrone: What?
Iyanna: Stop it!
Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?
EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll…
Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!
*Epic Fight Scene*
Iyanna: Ooh…
Laqueesha: Ooo… ooo..
Iyanna: OH WHAT THE FUUUU–
Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT… OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!
EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!
Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!
Tyrone: Ooooh…
EBM: HE HIT ME! HE FUCKING HIT ME!
Crowd: Oh god…
John: He was within a range of me…
EBM: HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE! DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON’T FUCK WITH ME.
Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.
Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!
Jennifer: You okay back there?
Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!
Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had…
Iyanna: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp. Ooo, yoos leakin. He’s leakin.

Taquanda: Damn. That motha fucka hit me.

Sheneequa: Are you alright?

Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

Laqueesha: Shut the fuck up.

Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat nigga. Imo kill dat nigga